Why People Don’t Get Twitter

Yeah, more Twitter ramblings, I know. But hey, it was down this morning, so I had a lot of extra free time.

It occurred to me, after reading an interesting post about the Opaque Value Problem in social media, that maybe one of the reasons that people think that Twitter is a waste of time is because this is the first thing that they’re greeted with when they visit the site:

Twitter Public Timeline

I’d think that’s a waste of time too, if I read about it on a blog and decided to check it out. The problem is that the public timeline is interesting in a curiosity type of way, but it’s effectively gibberish. It’s like tuning into Lost midseason. The people on the screen are clearly speaking English, but the stuff they’re saying doesn’t make any sense because you have no context and no connection to them, nor should you.

The public timeline doesn’t convey that I can keep in touch with people who I don’t always get to speak to, and do it without being tethered to the computer when they’re online. The public timeline doesn’t convey that I was able to research and decide on a digital camera with help from Twitter friends in the course of a morning, when I had been fruitlessly researching on my own for three months and kept coming up empty. And the public timeline certainly doesn’t convey that I was able to announce the birth of my daughter to a good portion of my friends all at once with a single text message.

I think, if you want to make Twitter more accessible, get the public timeline off the front page and explain better how people use Twitter. Get testimonials if you have to. But the public timeline is the last thing you want to show to a prospective user, in my opinion. It’s like trying to demonstrate television with a test pattern.

If I Ever Knock On Wood…

So Alyssa tagged me with this music meme, and it’s taken me this long for me to figure out what exactly it is that I’m supposed to do. But I think I’ve got it figured out.

I turned 18 in 1997. And this list makes me realize how my tastes strayed toward indie, or at least away from mainstream, even then. I can’t stand at least half the songs on the list, and most of the rest made no real impression on me one way or the other. But I was able to pull these out from the pile, for better or worse:

1. Barbie Girl by Aqua – Less for the original song than for the German version that I came across in college. The female singer sounds exactly the same but the male singer sounds like and angry version of Reiner Wolfcastle from The Simpsons, and it’s freaking hilarious. Worth tracking down if you can find it.

9. Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews Band – This was the song that turned me off to Dave Matthews Band for good. I was a really big fan of theirs since I saw them at H.O.R.D.E. ‘94, and I loved Remember Two Things and Under the Table and Dreaming, but this song really turned me off for some reason, and it seemed to be an indication of the direction the band was going in, which I really didn’t like. I went to a DMB concert in ‘98 (primarily because Ben Folds was the opening act), and I remember being extremely bored during DMB’s set.

35. The Impression That I Get by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – This is still a great song ten years later, even if it’s more watered down than their usual fare. Right around when I graduated high school, I picked up the very first issue of Maxim magazine, primarily because it came with a CD attached; this was the only song I remember that was on it. I still have that issue of Maxim somewhere in the basement.

72. Hell by Squirrel Nut Zippers – Ah, the swing craze of the late ’90s. What a mess. This was the only song I liked of that whole fad, though even this song wasn’t particularly high on my list. I saw Squirrel Nut Zippers at a music festival that summer, and it was the quintessential one-hit wonder concert; the crowd was pretty much inert until they played Hell, at which point the crowd sprung to life, and then the band ended their set.

So to keep this weird thing going, I’ll tag Charles, AJay, CJ (at the right place this time), Daryl, and Jason. (And I think it’s fair for you to reference Canadian charts if you’d like if you were Canadian at age 18…)

8 Things About Me

Well, since I’ve been tagged twice, I suppose I ought to get off my duff and write up eight things you might not know about me (and given how much I give away on the podcast, this is a tougher assignment than you might imagine):

1. I’ve only been out of the Eastern time zone once, and that was just an hour layover in Nashville on the way to Florida. I’ve never left the country, either.

2. I went to my first concert at age fifteen, and it was H.O.R.D.E. ‘94 at what was then called the Garden State Arts Center. That concert was memorable for two reasons: One, the opening band was the Dave Matthews Band, and there were maybe 50 people in the audience at the time, none of whom had heard of the band before. Two, it cemented my complete and utter dislike for the Allman Brothers Band.

3. My eighth grade class trip was to Boston. I actually opted out because the trip was essentially voluntary and I didn’t want my parents to have to pay for it when I had no interest at the time in seeing Boston or any of the other New England sites (which included tickets to a Red Sox game, by the way). It actually caused quite a bit of controversy at the school, and the next year, the trip was made mandatory.

4. I can’t whistle. But I can snap my fingers like nobody’s business.

5. I have a picture in our living room of me holding the 2004 World Series trophy. Apparently there were some ties between the company I used to work for and the Red Sox, and they arranged to bring the trophy to the office for one day and give everyone the opportunity to take a picture with it. No friends or family, though; just employees. And they only picture they gave was a 5×7, though they provided the digital image, so I had it blown up at Costco for a couple of dollars.

6. I never learned how to ride a bike, and not for lack of trying. I just could never get the hang of it.

7. My first unofficial date with Maureen involved walking into Waltham center to visit a thrift ship to buy a skirt. The skirt was for me, actually; I was enrolled in a BS three-dimensional art class and I needed the fabric for one of my projects; it was cheaper to buy clothes and cut them up than go to a crafts store. In retrospect, I probably could have done without; the class was such that as long as you turned in something, you were guaranteed to pass; I think that was the only A+ I earned in college.

8. I don’t like the Beatles. In fact, there’s very little music recorded before 1980 that I enjoy. I guess I’m more of a 21st century digital boy.

And now, to keep the tag thingie going, I’ll tag: Maureen, CJ, Dan, Alyssa, and Shelly.

Want Me To Watch Internet TV? Get It Where I Want To Watch.

So I’m reading yet another one of Chris Penn’s thought-provoking posts, this time about the Long Tail, in response to a question about why more people aren’t watching Internet TV. And that got me to thinking why I’m not watching more video online. I’ve got more audio podcast subscriptions than you can shake a stick at, but I’m only subscribed to two video podcasts: Ask a Ninja and the Best of YouTube feed. I have Joost installed and I’ve used it for maybe 15 minutes. I clearly know that there’s tons of great video content out there and I know how to get at it, so why aren’t I?

Simple. Internet TV isn’t yet where I want to watch it.

I know the studies say that a majority of people consume podcasts on their computers, but I really think that goes for audio podcasts, where you can have something playing in the background while you’re working or surfing the web. Personally, I consume the majority of my podcasts while I’m driving. In fact, if I couldn’t listen to my iPod through my car stereo, I’d probably not be consuming as many (if any) podcasts today. Since my car stereo doesn’t have a line in jack, I use an FM transmitter, which cost me around $30, to listen in my car. Voila: Easy podcast consumption.

Similarly, I (and, I suspect, many other folks) like to watch video on my television. We have two TVs in our house. One is in the living room in front of a very comfy couch. The other is in the bedroom, where Maureen and I can curl up and enjoy some TV before bed. My computer is in a small room off to the side, with a chair that’s comfortable enough if you’re working at the computer but not for sitting back and watching video. I can’t really watch anything longer than your average YouTube video without getting antsy and uncomfortable. And the iPod is also good for short bursts, but the screen is small and there are rarely moments where it’s convenient for me to watch video, especially for a long period of time. And even when there are, I’m more likely to play a round or two of Zuma than watch a video.

True story: Several months ago, what I would consider the “killer app” for Internet TV for me appeared: Google Video started offering NHL games for download. I’m a big Devils fan, but unless I want to pay my cable company what I consider a wholly unreasonable amount of money, I get to see maybe three or four games a season. So being able to watch Devils games online should have gotten me to jump in. But I’m stuck watching either a grainy, pixelated version on a web browser at my computer, or a decent quality file sized for my iPod screen. Plus, Google Video (at least at the time) had no RSS capabilities, so for each game I wanted to watch, I needed to manually go to their web site, download the iPod-formatted file, import it into iTunes and sync my iPod. And then I could spend an hour and a half going blind staring at my iPod. Needless to say, that lasted maybe a day.

So, for me, the solution is to get the video onto my television. But that’s not a simple proposition yet, and I’m fairly technically savvy and willing to work through roadblocks for this kind of stuff, whereas most people aren’t. But there’s no good solution that doesn’t cost a ton of money. You can set up a media center PC, but that’s painful and expensive. You can buy an Apple TV, but that’s still $300 and you still have to get everything into iTunes first, which means no streaming content like Joost or Ustream.tv. And even then, there are format conversions and all that other yucky stuff that I just don’t have the time for.

What there needs to be is some sort of a seamless way to either use one of the devices I already have attached to my televisions to watch Internet TV, or else create some sort of an inexpensive hardware solution that lets me do that easily. To that end, Nintendo has already sold 8 million Wiis worldwide, and they’re still selling as soon as they hit store shelves. All of those Wiis have Wifi built in and a free browser available for download. Why isn’t there an internet TV site that’s optimized for the Wii? Really, why is this not the biggest no-brainer in the history of Earth? Granted, the browser isn’t the friendliest to Flash apps, but, for goodness sake, you can run web servers off your PC to emulate a media center or stream your entire iTunes library. You mean to tell me that someone can’t get an internet TV site (or better yet, a video podcast directory) that works with the Wii? I’d gladly boot up the Wii and watch some vidcasts over a Red Sox post-game show on any given night. (Especially lately, but that’s another topic altogether.)

In the end, I really don’t care about the implementation, but the bottom line is that, until I can get internet TV on my non-internet television set without buying expensive hardware, running complicated software or spending all my time downloading and converting files, I’m not going to be a big internet video consumer. And if it’s too difficult for me, it’s certainly too difficult to pass the Grandma Test.

Wicked Good Podcast #60: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Drive

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This week, everyone Googles, yard sale speculation, comedians answering the phone at the pizza shop, the KKK ice cream shop, Steve’s concerns about food delivery, why you don’t buy tortilla soup on clearance, runing classic cars with horrible paint jobs, Touch the Dead, and the gay marriage vote.

Music:
"Check" by Rustic Overtones
Intro Music: "Pocketbook" by Derek K Miller
Outro Music: "Remember Hope" by Farewell Redemption

Links:
Our mention in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Couplecasts.com
Our Blog at Loopipes.com

Podcasts Mentioned:
Love Long and Prosper
Cheap Date
Life On Tap
Israelisms

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Wicked Good Podcast #59: The Shapiro Wicked Good Compound

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This week, we crash Maureen’s five year college reunion, attack of the Baconator, when it’s not OK to come over and gawk at our baby, creepy flossing guy in the Stop and Shop parking lot, tilapia from on high, Steve takes care of a fellow dad at GameStop, rock paper scissors doesn’t help us decide, an errant diaper throw, Diner Dash, and it’s safe to make faces at dogs in Vermont again.

Music:
"Saturday" by Rachael Cantu, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Intro Music: "Pocketbook" by Derek K Miller
Outro Music: "Remember Hope" by Farewell Redemption

Links:
Couplecasts.com
Our Blog at Loopipes.com

Podcasts Mentioned:
5 Questions
Tucker Tales
Love Long and Prosper
Cheap Date
Barely Podcasting

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Wicked Good Podcast #58: Moody and Broody

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This week, the perils of cluster feeding, the triumphant return of the Wendy’s story, don’t order the meatball pizza at Subway, worlds collide at the church yard sale, bicyclists with poor choices of route, Steve’s rental car is much too advanced, Guild Wars: Factions, and ScottyJ takes a trip to Cheers.

Music:
"If This Geek Ruled the World" by Geoff Smith, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Intro Music: "Pocketbook" by Derek K Miller
Outro Music: "Remember Hope" by Farewell Redemption

Maureen’s Animal Crossing Info:
Name: Baloo Town: Waltham Code: 4381-4746-6217

Links:
Guild Wars: Factions on sale at MWave.com
Couplecasts.com
Our Blog at Loopipes.com

Podcasts Mentioned:
Redboy Podcast
Geek Acres
Love Long and Prosper
Dinkycast
Marblecast
Shelly’s Podcast
Barely Podcasting

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