Want Me To Watch Internet TV? Get It Where I Want To Watch.

So I’m reading yet another one of Chris Penn’s thought-provoking posts, this time about the Long Tail, in response to a question about why more people aren’t watching Internet TV. And that got me to thinking why I’m not watching more video online. I’ve got more audio podcast subscriptions than you can shake a stick at, but I’m only subscribed to two video podcasts: Ask a Ninja and the Best of YouTube feed. I have Joost installed and I’ve used it for maybe 15 minutes. I clearly know that there’s tons of great video content out there and I know how to get at it, so why aren’t I?

Simple. Internet TV isn’t yet where I want to watch it.

I know the studies say that a majority of people consume podcasts on their computers, but I really think that goes for audio podcasts, where you can have something playing in the background while you’re working or surfing the web. Personally, I consume the majority of my podcasts while I’m driving. In fact, if I couldn’t listen to my iPod through my car stereo, I’d probably not be consuming as many (if any) podcasts today. Since my car stereo doesn’t have a line in jack, I use an FM transmitter, which cost me around $30, to listen in my car. Voila: Easy podcast consumption.

Similarly, I (and, I suspect, many other folks) like to watch video on my television. We have two TVs in our house. One is in the living room in front of a very comfy couch. The other is in the bedroom, where Maureen and I can curl up and enjoy some TV before bed. My computer is in a small room off to the side, with a chair that’s comfortable enough if you’re working at the computer but not for sitting back and watching video. I can’t really watch anything longer than your average YouTube video without getting antsy and uncomfortable. And the iPod is also good for short bursts, but the screen is small and there are rarely moments where it’s convenient for me to watch video, especially for a long period of time. And even when there are, I’m more likely to play a round or two of Zuma than watch a video.

True story: Several months ago, what I would consider the “killer app” for Internet TV for me appeared: Google Video started offering NHL games for download. I’m a big Devils fan, but unless I want to pay my cable company what I consider a wholly unreasonable amount of money, I get to see maybe three or four games a season. So being able to watch Devils games online should have gotten me to jump in. But I’m stuck watching either a grainy, pixelated version on a web browser at my computer, or a decent quality file sized for my iPod screen. Plus, Google Video (at least at the time) had no RSS capabilities, so for each game I wanted to watch, I needed to manually go to their web site, download the iPod-formatted file, import it into iTunes and sync my iPod. And then I could spend an hour and a half going blind staring at my iPod. Needless to say, that lasted maybe a day.

So, for me, the solution is to get the video onto my television. But that’s not a simple proposition yet, and I’m fairly technically savvy and willing to work through roadblocks for this kind of stuff, whereas most people aren’t. But there’s no good solution that doesn’t cost a ton of money. You can set up a media center PC, but that’s painful and expensive. You can buy an Apple TV, but that’s still $300 and you still have to get everything into iTunes first, which means no streaming content like Joost or Ustream.tv. And even then, there are format conversions and all that other yucky stuff that I just don’t have the time for.

What there needs to be is some sort of a seamless way to either use one of the devices I already have attached to my televisions to watch Internet TV, or else create some sort of an inexpensive hardware solution that lets me do that easily. To that end, Nintendo has already sold 8 million Wiis worldwide, and they’re still selling as soon as they hit store shelves. All of those Wiis have Wifi built in and a free browser available for download. Why isn’t there an internet TV site that’s optimized for the Wii? Really, why is this not the biggest no-brainer in the history of Earth? Granted, the browser isn’t the friendliest to Flash apps, but, for goodness sake, you can run web servers off your PC to emulate a media center or stream your entire iTunes library. You mean to tell me that someone can’t get an internet TV site (or better yet, a video podcast directory) that works with the Wii? I’d gladly boot up the Wii and watch some vidcasts over a Red Sox post-game show on any given night. (Especially lately, but that’s another topic altogether.)

In the end, I really don’t care about the implementation, but the bottom line is that, until I can get internet TV on my non-internet television set without buying expensive hardware, running complicated software or spending all my time downloading and converting files, I’m not going to be a big internet video consumer. And if it’s too difficult for me, it’s certainly too difficult to pass the Grandma Test.

Wicked Good Podcast #60: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Drive

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This week, everyone Googles, yard sale speculation, comedians answering the phone at the pizza shop, the KKK ice cream shop, Steve’s concerns about food delivery, why you don’t buy tortilla soup on clearance, runing classic cars with horrible paint jobs, Touch the Dead, and the gay marriage vote.

Music:
"Check" by Rustic Overtones
Intro Music: "Pocketbook" by Derek K Miller
Outro Music: "Remember Hope" by Farewell Redemption

Links:
Our mention in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Couplecasts.com
Our Blog at Loopipes.com

Podcasts Mentioned:
Love Long and Prosper
Cheap Date
Life On Tap
Israelisms

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Wicked Good Podcast #59: The Shapiro Wicked Good Compound

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This week, we crash Maureen’s five year college reunion, attack of the Baconator, when it’s not OK to come over and gawk at our baby, creepy flossing guy in the Stop and Shop parking lot, tilapia from on high, Steve takes care of a fellow dad at GameStop, rock paper scissors doesn’t help us decide, an errant diaper throw, Diner Dash, and it’s safe to make faces at dogs in Vermont again.

Music:
"Saturday" by Rachael Cantu, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Intro Music: "Pocketbook" by Derek K Miller
Outro Music: "Remember Hope" by Farewell Redemption

Links:
Couplecasts.com
Our Blog at Loopipes.com

Podcasts Mentioned:
5 Questions
Tucker Tales
Love Long and Prosper
Cheap Date
Barely Podcasting

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I Could Be a Video Game Stock Analyst

Seriously, I’m in the wrong profession. I can make educated guesses with the best of them, especially when there’s no accountability for being wrong. I mean, really, look at this quote today from a Wedbush Morgan analyst:

“It is possible that Sony’s cost of production for the PS3 has declined to the point that the company may consider a hardware price cut some time this summer, and we may see a price cut for the PS2 before the holidays.”

Seriously, could you have any less conviction? Sure, it’s possible that their production costs have dropped significantly. It’s also possible that I’m actually an astronaut and I’m going to the International Space Station tomorrow. I’m not, but hey, it’s possible, right?

I mean, really, these guys come up with guesses (let’s not glorify it by calling it analysis) based on reading the same gaming blogs that you and I read, and they get paid for it. I could come up with a rationale for why the PS3 could or could not get a price cut this summer, and it would probably have a lot more behind it than that. (My opinion is that we won’t see one this summer, especially now that MS has come out with the Xbox 360 Elite; if price was that much of an issue, they wouldn’t have discontinued the 20 GB model.) So why are they paying these guys big bucks to come up with opinions that are either obvious or crack-headed?

This is why I don’t play the stock market, by the way. Because these are the same guys who determine if I make or lose money on a daily basis, and that scares the hell out of me…

Definitive Proof That There’s a Wii Drought

If there wasn’t a drought of Wii games, then there wouldn’t be enough time for someone to build and program a Lego robot that bowls a perfect game in Wii Bowling:

Nintendo, honestly, we need Super Smash Bros. Brawl, stat! I don’t think Super Paper Mario is going to cut it…

23 Months From Now…

…I expect this scene to be replaying itself in our living room, else I will have failed as a geek dad:

[Via Gizmodo]

No Unified Wii Friends List Confirmed

So Eurogamer’s confirmed with Nintendo UK yesterday’s report that there will be no unified friends list on the Wii, which I’m still having trouble coming to grips with.

We asked Nintendo UK whether we were missing something; whether there was some obvious reason for going down this route rather than adopting the unified approach that has become a console gaming standard, but were simply told, “Nintendo has taken this step as we believe it’s the right thing to do.”

C’mon, that’s the best explanation you can give? That’s the tech equivalent of, “Eat your broccoli because it’s good for you.” Which I don’t, because that’s not a good enough reason to force something down my throat that I can’t stand.

That’s great that Nintendo thinks it’s the right thing to do, but that statement needs further explanation. Is there something wrong with having one convenient friends list that covers all games as opposed to having to look individual people up in-game? Given that their opinion seems to vastly differ from that of all of their customers, they have some ‘splainin’ to do in order to get their customers (and customers to be; remember, not everyone who wants a Wii can get one yet, and some could still change their minds) on board with this and accept that it is actually a good thing.

Well, At Least Nintendo’s Consistent…

Oh, boy, here we go. Just when Nintendo was finally getting to the point where they were building up enough good will that they could essentially do no wrong, the bomb drops regarding online play on the Wii:

Falafelkid: Just one last question to make absolutely sure I have got this right, please. If I have a friend roster in one game, that roster will not be available to me in any other game. I have to build up an entirely new list for each title, right?

GameSpy: The answer to your question is yes, for the Wii friend lists are game specific.

I really don’t even know where to start with this one. I mean, I don’t expect Xbox Live, sure, but I think that a centralized friend list for online multiplayer is kind of an expected feature by now. Heck, even Sony’s going that route now with PlayStation Home, and they’ve been fighting against it since they introduced the network adapter for the PS2.

Honestly, I’ve yet to find one person who thinks that friend codes are implemented well on the DS. Not one. And I’m sure that Nintendo’s not completely deaf to their customers’ wishes. But they think that they know best, despite completely missing the boat on online play during the last generation (because they didn’t think anyone was interested) and implementing a system that’s more or less universally reviled on the DS. Honestly, I’d play Tetris DS every night if it didn’t take me ten minutes to get into a game, only got play one round or maybe two before someone drops out, ending the game and starting the whole process over again.

What’s frustrating about this whole situation is that they’ve gotten so much right with the Wii so far. from the control, to the extra added features like a real browser built in, to the fact that you can download classic games almost as easily as you can buy a track from iTunes. So I don’t understand why they have their heads in the sand on this one. You’d think that Nintendo would look at Sony, who thought that they knew what their customers wanted better than they did with the PS3, see how that turned out (read: not well), and decide that maybe they should take some of the, shall we say, constructive criticism about Wi-Fi Connect into account.

Hopefully there’s still time before the online service is rolled out, and it seems like the outcry from the gaming community is fairly unified on this one. It’s not too much to ask to have one identity across all your games, really. Or maybe “Falafelkid” is as reputable as his name suggests, and we should just wait for official details. I’m hoping that’s the case (no offense to Falafelkid, of course). Nintendo’s generally not completely stupid, and hopefully they’ve taken the DS system as a learning experience and not a blueprint for the Wii. But I guess time will tell…

How Quickly Wii Forget…

So the latest buzz around the video game blogs (or at least Wii Fanboy) is that the new Harry Potter game for the Wii will have a microphone accessory included, presumably to allow the player to verbally perform the incantations for the spells that Harry and company perform. People are apparently getting really excited. I believe that this is because these people have never attempted to play a game that requires speech recognition.

Pretty much every time I’ve played a game that involves more than picking up a tune (as in the Karaoke Revolution games) or blowing into it (see half of the Nintendo DS catalog), it’s been an exercise in abject frustration. We gave up on Nintendogs after a day because the dog couldn’t recognize its own name. Odama is gathering dust because I would go hoarse screaming, “Press forward!” only to have my soldiers sit there and get trampled. Heck, even Brain Age, which only has to recognize four freaking words (red, blue, yellow and black) can’t get it right. It’s always entertaining seeing someone attempting to play Brain Age and shouting, “Blue!” into it repeatedly, each utterance more frustrated than the last, until they start to devolve into some sort of mental case. I’m amazed that we haven’t heard about as many Brain-Age related DS breakages as we have Wii Sports related television breakages. So we can’t handle “blue” but we’ll be able to interpret “Wingardium Leviosa”? That’s some heavy duty magic they’re working there, then; I hope they’ve got Dumbledore on the case.

Add to that we’re talking about EA, who has been extremely hit or miss in terms of Wii development. Plus, it’s a licensed game, which is strike 2, and to make matters worse, it’s a Harry Potter game, all of which have been boring at best and a complete waste of time at worst. So what is there to get excited about again?

Maybe I’m jaded after 20+ years of gaming, but I’m reaching the point with some of this stuff where I’m not going to believe it until I see it. Nintendo I trust to wow me with doing fun stuff with the Wii and making it work (other than online gaming, of course). EA, not so much…

Tecmo Bowl!

So Tecmo Bowl’s out for the Wii Virtual Console today, and I can’t wait. I honestly haven’t played very much Tecmo Bowl at all, given that I wasn’t really into football as much during my NES days as I am now (though I did spend a fair amount of time with Joe Montana Football for the Game Gear). It’s one of those games that lots of people completely swoon over, so I’m really excited to check it out essentially for the first time, knowing what I know now. If only I didn’t have two podcasts to edit tonight so I’d have time to spend with it…